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Northern Neck Realtor Rants

I was on the beach today and noticed this pelican. Sorry the picture is so bad but I was trying to get close and wanted to catch what was on the bottom of his leg.

pelicanLook real good at the bottom of the picture. Is that a band on his leg?

Now I know pigeons sometimes have bands. But they are homing pigeons and it is done by individuals that race them.

Well I’ve never heard of a “Homing Pelican” so I’m assuming that this bird has been tagged by some governmental agency for some type of Study!!

Come on is this another study like the $175,587 ”to determine if cocaine makes Japanese quail engage in sexually risky behavior”.

Or maybe like $19 million “to examine methane gas emissions from cows”. The farmers really came ahead with ethanol. How methane gas emissions from cows. Did the study determine if a cow could fart with enough pressure to fill a propane tank.

They’ve wasted money on:

  • $1.2 million to study the breeding habits of the woodchuck.
  • $1 million to study why people don’t ride bikes to work.
  • $144,000 to see if pigeons follow human economic laws.
  • $160,000 to study if you can hex an opponent by drawing an X on his chest.
  • $100,000 to study how to avoid falling spacecraft.
  • $57,000 spent by the Executive Branch for gold-embossed playing cards on Air Force Two.

Air Force Two! Isn’t that Biden’s ride. I thought the only game that idiot could play was 52 card pickup. He needs gold-embossed cards for that! Give me a break.

Or what about the $1 million to preserve a sewer in Trenton, NJ, as a historic monument. Historic Monument! Now that is some bull***t.

Well if they are doing a study on pelicans then we have them in the Northern Neck. Send half that money to me because I can tell you that they live around the water and eat fish.

See I’m not as dumb as you thought and I’m not a bad realtor either

Why Did I Start This?

I guess I have a little time on my hands today.
I might have a lot more than I want coming up. It looks like every time I think the economy is going to pick up a little that damn bunch in Washington does something else.
Here it is starting to warm up some. Crabs should start to crawl and people from Northern Virginia should be traveling down to the Northern Neck and be looking at some of this great real estate.
But does does Congress do? Force a Frigging Healthcare package down our throats. I should say up our ***.
I don’t know about you  but I think it is time for everyone of them to be run out out of town. The sooner the better.
Well let me get doing some work and save this for another day. If you want to bitch with me about the elite in Washington come on down and look at some Northern Neck Real Estate with me. We’ll have a good time.

Disclaimer Ken Smith is a Licensed Realtor Commonwealth of Virginia

Ken Smith ken@ksmithre.com 804-366-2325
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